The Movie Timeline - of all the movie timelines on all the net, you walked into this one

yes... they took the plotlines from like.. all movies, and put them together into the largest,most convoluted timeline conceivable..(besides trying to explain terminator series, or planet of the apes)

clipped from www.themovietimeline.com 65,000,000BC A mosquito becomes irrevocably trapped in tree resin. (Pangea - Jurassic Park) A giant meteorite strikes Earth and creates a parallel dimension where dinosaurs continue to thrive. (Super Mario Bros.) 20,000,000BC Ape-like creatures inhabit the Earth; ape stands and becomes man. (History of the World: Part I) 5,000,000BC Martians uplift apes to become intelligent as a way to preserve their own society. (Quatermass and the Pit) 4,000,000BC Aliens leave monolith on Earth. (2001: A Space Odyssey) 3,000,000BC The Monolith tinkers with the man-ape brain. (Olduvai Gorge, Africa - 2001: A Space Odyssey) 2,000,000BC Dinosaurs become extinct. (Godzilla) The first artist paints on a cave wall. (North American continent - History of the World: Part I) 1,000,000BC A phone box briefly arrives from the future containing Bill S Preston and Ted 'Theodore' Logan. (San Dimas, CA - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure)